Tickle-Me Tuesday

Funny Facebook statuses found here.

• Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...
• This just in... Apple has just hired LeBron James to fix the iPhone signal problem!
  knows how to stop the BP Oil leak from putting out... Just put a giant wedding ring on it!
• is wondering if you choke a smurf... what colour would he turn?
• hates it when people say stuff in their status updates that you really didn't want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poo.
• is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber... couldn't he have rested on that day too?
• just found out that the next Hannah Montana will be played by Justin Bieber.
• sometimes runs up to strangers on the street and yells "YOU'RE IT!!" and then runs away.
• is a little down since nobody wished her a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.
• can't go out this weekend... I'm babysitting Justin Bieber
• What can you write in 140 characters? How about the memoirs of Justin Bieber?